The Republic of Absolute communism75 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.26 billion Absolute communism75ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 72.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism75ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,234 trillion rupees a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 197,175 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, even God cannot save you in Absolute communism75, and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism75's national animal is the unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Absolute communism75 is ranked 272,916^th in the world and 9,924^th in Lazarus for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 36.67 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.